fartgallery:

chesterloaf:

fartgallery:

i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

(via pemsylvania)

luv-disc:

  • in memory of a deceased loved one
  • because you happened to pass by a tattoo shop
  • because it is your favorite quote
  • because it’s from your favorite TV show
  • to show dedication to your romantic partner
  • because you liked the design
  • because it has a deep meaning to you
  • because you were young and stupid
  • because you fucking wanted to.

(via punnier)

    british people: better stop off at the next motorway services since i've been driving for 3 hours, which is 1 hour more than the highway code recommends!!
    americans: yeah it's a pretty short drive only like 47 hours if i don't stop

aaajmachine:

I know you don’t like to talk, but you gotta do it for her.

Yadriel & Maria appreciation post ✿◕‿◕✿

(Source: jamescookjr, via breadmaakesyoufat)

toralei:

when people send your friends anon hate

image

(via breadmaakesyoufat)

clocktalk:

saw it comin 100 miles away and I’m still dead

(Source: iraffiruse, via almyro)

daruska:

croutoncat:

PUT A NAME IN MY ASK AND I’LL TALK ABOUT SOMEONE I KNOW/ONCE KNEW WITH THAT NAME

im really into this please do this

(via cuntokay)

sidegrl:

black nails for Jesus

(Source: cutebiche, via yxxz)